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Joke of the Day
"Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics? It was I, **RIO**!!!"
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"Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5? Because it was pi-rated."
"What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination."
"In ""Beantown"" for the night. I expected more burritos."
"Intellectually challenged people who have sex with each other are fucking idiots."
"My friend says he's got a psychic duck He's got it all dressed up like a gypsy in a little circus tent in his house. ""What are you on?"" I said to him. ""Quack"" said the duck."
"Give a woman a compliment and you'll eat for a day. Force a woman to fish for compliments and she'll feed someone else."
"What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and a raped Middle Eastern woman? They got stoned to death."
"Me: [walks up to boss] *SLAP* Boss: WTH?! Me: It's Natl Bully Month Boss: No, it's Natl Bully PREVENTION Month! Me: well this is awkward"