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Joke of the Day

"So I ran into a guy named Juan Williams yesterday... Isn't he the guy who wrote the music for Star Juars?"

"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny!"

"Why are things sent by car called shipments, and things sent by ships called cargo?"

"What's the best thing about twenty three year old's? [They're of age.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)"

"What saddens me is that I'll never be able to murder anyone who uses ""Not with that attitude"" as a counterargument to negativity."

"Anti-virus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him I guess the trial will last 30 days."

"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"

"Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment"

"Why were the police at the day care? Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest."

"I didn't like my haircut at first, but it grew on me."