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Joke of the Day

"Anti-virus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him I guess the trial will last 30 days."

"Why do fencers love Reddit? Because of all the *ripostes*"

"Just because I quit smoking doesn't mean I gave up getting up and randomly leaving the room for 10 minutes."

"My buddy asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told him not much has changed, I just get a little less head."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow almost any movie from his Pixar collection. But he's never gonna give you Up"

"What's with these people on facebook who never particpate on your page at all, yet act all weird when you decline attending their stupid event?"

"BEARD PROGRESSION: 1. Clean shaven babyface. 2. Cool stubble. 3. Rugged. 4. Homeless man. 5. Psycho killer. 6. Religious nutjob. 7. Wizard."

"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"

"I babysat for the first time and it was just non-stop screaming. Next time I'll look before I lie down on the couch."

"WhatsApp..... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi"