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"Dad: Your grandpa used to cut the grass before he died, but now he's- Son: Dad please don't... Dad: Lawn gone."
"I interviewed for a new secretary today and the last girl blew it. So, she starts tomorrow."
"I made a belt out of watches once... It was a complete waist of time."
"What do you get when you cross a whore and a leprechaun. A little green fucker about two feet tall. (Best told orally so can hold hands two feet apart.)"
"What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis? Eau myyyyyyyy...."
"She said yes! Unfortunately, the question was ""Are you sure you want to break up?"""
"Why won't alligators attack lawyers? Professional courtesy"
"Young boy: Mommy, Mommy I can't stop spinning in circles! Mommy: Shut up, or I will nail your other foot to the floor too!"
"What's the difference... What's the difference between a chef and a perverted aquarium owner? One fixes dishes and the other dicks his fishes."