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Joke of the Day

"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"

"Original Corny Joke Who leads the corn into battle? The kernal! Bahahahaha"

"Day 3 in the desert: I have somehow gained the respect of some birds as they are circling above me in some sort of protective formation"

"Just because I quit smoking doesn't mean I gave up getting up and randomly leaving the room for 10 minutes."

"What do you call two ants that run away to get married? Antelopes"

"Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle? It was stumped."

"I don't always tell Dad jokes... But when I do, he laughs."

"Currently helping my wife looking for her favourite vase that I threw out six months ago."

"If you're not sure how to spell a word, there are thousands of English professors on Twitter who will correct you."

"What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson? One was shot for playing with little children."