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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."

"K1: Frankincence K2: Myrrh K3: Gold K1 & K2: WHAT? K3: Gold K1: We said 20 each! K3: I.. K1: I hate you K3: Wrap it from all of us?"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being dark."

"Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance? Nobody. He was too 'Freud."

"I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley. I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome."

"My girlfriend is a keeper. She's perfect, but I never score."

"Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent"

"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I need to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing."

"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall!"

"A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one."