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Joke of the Day

"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall!"

"A lot of people are saying that it was a ref's bad call denying the blackhawks goal... But we all know that it was really Buffalo Wild Wings doing."

"What kind of coffee does an executioner drink? Decap"

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? *Attire.*"

"What's the difference between a dog? One of his legs is the same."

"Enough with the Gay jokes Cum on guys"

"[Every restaurant ever] Manager: ""Has he got a mouthful of food?"" Waiter: ""Yes."" Manager: ""Go and ask him how his meal is."""

"You're the Pepsi of people. Some people like you, but they're wrong."

"Rap is like a mountain. It's mostly black, but the top is white."

"Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual."