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Joke of the Day

"K1: Frankincence K2: Myrrh K3: Gold K1 & K2: WHAT? K3: Gold K1: We said 20 each! K3: I.. K1: I hate you K3: Wrap it from all of us?"

"Where do Crows hang out on friday night? The crow bar."

"My Korean friend died yesterday... So Yung..."

"I forgot the joke about the Jonestown Massacre. All I remember is that the punchline killed"

"Jokes about communism are funny... Unless you share them with everybody"

"Why are all German cats dead? They have nein lives."

"Me....."" Hurry up honey or we'll be late."" Wife.. ""Oh, be quiet, Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?"""

"In tandem with the supreme court ruling in favor of same-sex marriage New Line Cinema announced a sequel to Wedding Crashers. It's going to be called Wedding Crashers 2: Courthouse Marriages."

"This has to be the worst date I have ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad...."

"Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!"