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Joke of the Day

"I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley. I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome."

"When an elevator stops at your floor, a nice thing to do is to hug the person next to you and say, ""This was fun. Let's keep in touch."""

"What do you call knocked up tomato sauce Prego"

"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"

"If Trump wins on Nov. 8th.... will his wife be called ""The Third Lady""?"

"Theodore Roosevelt had sage words for men needing dating advice. Speak softly and have a big dick."

"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"

"Dear airlines, spend less money making cutesy safety videos and pass those savings on to your customers. Wouldn't that be cool?"

"Soccer manager fired for mistake ""Whoops wrong sub"" - Manager"

"Hate when I eat the last bite and didn't notice it was the last bite so I couldn't mentally prepare myself and get any closure."