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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is a keeper. She's perfect, but I never score."

"An Irishman, a Scot and an Englishman walk into a pub... They each enjoyed a pint and shared some laughs. It was a great night."

"Three steps to start a relationship. 1- buy a sheep 2- name it ""relation"" 3- now you have a relationsheep."

"Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable? He had a killer final draft."

"All the letters of the alphabet line up in front of a prostitute A says, ""Alpha queue""."

"A mugger was able to lure a woman very easily behind the building where he always sits... She was right up his alley."

"I went to my doctor. He said I was overweight. I said I want a second opinion. He said you're ugly too."

"how to be a good DJ? press ""PLAY"" and don't touch anything ever again"

"""Take off your corduroy shorts so I can blow you,"" said no chick, ever."

"*Takes drive down memory lane *Gets a DUI"