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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He comes once a year! :-)"
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"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, ""Something taste funny to you?"""
"[2 guys at open mic night] What are we gonna name our band? [from crowd] look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*"
"My Porkinson's disease is acting up. I keep crashing my X-Wing."
"""What do you mean there's not a secret passageway?"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers* ""What do you mean there's not a secret passageway?"""
"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"
"I took a Viagra the other day and it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck all day."
"life ho to asi ho warna na ho sometext missing ...lolx"
"Judge:You are sentenced to death. Judge: You'll be hung. Wife from down the back: HE'S ALREADY HUNG! Me: Your Honor please uncuff me so I can high five my wife."
"How do you know if a black person used your TV? It's not there anymore."