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Joke of the Day

"Why does the US love Israel so much? Because is a raeli good country"

"{Police Job Interview} Captain: Go out & kill 5 Blacks, 3 Mexicans & a kitten. Recruit: Why kill a kitten? Captain: You're hired."

"That deli has a reputation for sub-par hoagies, ...but the one I had was exactly average."

"Two cats are swimming across a river, who made it across? one's name is ""one two three"" and the others name is ""un deux trois"". who made it across? one two three, because un deux trois cat sank."

"Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon? Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool"

"So I was sentenced to death by hanging... but my execution is being suspended temporarily."

"Porn Hub has pledged to plant a new tree for every hundred videos viewed on its site. The amount of tissue paper I get through, I'm still not sure that's environmentally sustainable."

"What's a mohel's favorite drink? Bloody D"

"Hey, did you hear about the streaker with a fetish for police? They caught him, but he got off with a warning."

"Did you hear about the homemade poison ivy remedy? You can make it from scratch."