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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion? No one cries when you cut up Pizza."
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"What'd be worse? Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter?"
"A feminist asked me what my view was on lesbians I answered 1080p"
"People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on Facebook and get comments."
"Ever since I ate that Dominos artisan style pizza I can't stop painting my bathroom."
"Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?"
"My grandpa always told me to watch my health, not my money.. ... one day as I was taking a walk, watching my health, someone stole my wallet. It was my grandpa."
"In light of Germany's discovery of ISIS using mustard gas: What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran."
"Someone told me testimony is unreliable I don't believe them."
"Why did Jesus get pulled over for drunk driving? He had a blood alcohol content of 12.00%. It's made of wine, after all."