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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion? No one cries when you cut up Pizza."

"How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion."

"I like the song ""I want to be a billionaire"" because it's about a millionaire wanting to be 1000 times richer. Sweet."

"Christmas is becoming more and more commercialised every year. Pushing up prices in every sector This tweet is brought to you by Tesco"

"What do you call a child molesting know-it-all? A wikipediaphile"

"How do you make a dog meow? Put him in a wood chipper and listen to him go ""meeeeowwww""."

"I like my women like i like my toilet paper. Soft, but not weak."

"Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!"

"I don't know why they call it a period. At my house it's more like ""!#%* you, you piece of $&!@""."

"The Leaning Tower of Pisa is a good representation of all Italians Not straight."