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Joke of the Day

"What'd be worse? Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter?"

"How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels."

"Why do asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."

"A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$... Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!"

"What makes light beer and having sex on a canoe essentially the same thing? They are both fucking close to water."

"Did your mom get those plane tickets? I'm taking her to pound town"

"I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene."

"GF says my bike helmet looks ridiculous, but I'd rather be ""uncool"" than fall and crack my head open in the middle of having sex."

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"Whats the difference between Harambe and a African child? People give a shit about Harambe"