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Joke of the Day
"A feminist asked me what my view was on lesbians I answered 1080p"
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"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"
"If you can read but still watch the Kardashians please donate your unused literacy to someone who might use it."
"My wife sent me out to buy something that would make her look sexy. So I went to the store, and came home with a case of beer."
"You hear about the incredulous Japanese man who didn't cry at his own father's funeral? Poor guy couldn't bereave it."
"What are three words you dread the most while making love? ""Honey I'm home."""
"People on Tumblr have PTSD Potty Trained and Socially Disordered"
"Why was the grandmother's license revoked? She had lost her fine motor skills."
"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"
"My girlfriend reacts to 'sex night' the way a 6 year old does to 'bath night'"