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Joke of the Day

"Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war? General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics."

"Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill? walking. JK ROLLING"

"What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in? A pan, duh!"

"Biggest joke in the world am not mental hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"

"What's the only thing that doesn't make Hilary suck? Bill"

"No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a sword"

"Reports of a man being shot with a starters pistol.. Police think it may be race related"

"My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a weird thing to fallout 4. I know this is a repost but I just hoped this would blow up."

"What do you call a boat made of cat shit? a caturdamaran"

"[running from a knife wielding murderer] oh hell yeah, my Fitbit steps are gonna be OFF THE SCALE today"