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Joke of the Day

"Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word."

"I'm excited to announce that I've officially stopped using drugs for fun and solely use them to deal with the unrelenting pain of existence!"

"Go sport ball! Game time! Yelling and outfits! Beer! You guys are bad! We are good! Sports yelling! Bright colors! #sports"

"Oh man, I think I took a wrong turn somewhere. Looks like I'm gonna have to backtrack 25 years."

"Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No we just let them go barefoot."

"I don't understand why so many people in the south have bad teeth when they try their best to keep everything else straight and white."

"Do you wanna know how to confuse a gay person? 7 ... It's a sign, you`re confused aren't you."

"According to a dating app, Amazon employees are more desirable than employees at other tech companies. Plus, if you sleep with one, they will recommend someone else you might also like."

"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travellers here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"I must admit, my ""Kiss Me, I Have The Zika Virus"" T-shirt is giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car."