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Joke of the Day

"Last Supper Recently discovered scrolls reveal Jesus' words to his disciples at the Last Supper: ""If you guys want to be in the picture, you've got to get on this side of the table."""

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"[first date] ME: I'm from a broken home. HIM: When did your parents divorce? ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed."
"What is Green and Oblong? A well disguised orange!"
"What has four legs but can't walk? A chair."
"People from Wisconsin always make... Cheesy jokes."
"Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away as possible!"
"What does a musician use to build a house? A tuba-four"
"I let my son go on ebay earlier today When I told my wife she slapped me and called the police."
"I'm a magician of sorts. I steal candy bars using sleight of hand. You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve."
"My girlfriend was getting kinky in bed, and she said, ""Hurt me! Hurt me!"" So I got in my car and ran over her cat."