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Joke of the Day

"What kind of breath freshener does George Clinton use? Parlia-mints"

"Why did the hipster burn himself while eating pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool."

"What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's? Gold digging"

"Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must."

"I wonder if skunks ever think, ""why do I smell like a pound of weed?"""

"You Must Be From Ireland Because everytime I see you my penis be Dublin."

"So the invisible man masturbated the other day No one saw him coming."

"What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? Jeffrey Dahmer!"

"I don't believe my friend's story about the time he fit a whole watermelon up his ass. It's just too much of a stretch."

"Can you believe this guy watching porn on the bus over my shoulder?"