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Joke of the Day

"How did the gay wizard dissappear? He went with a poof!"

"Christians will make a big deal about a cross But do you think Jesus is attached to it?"

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"What time does Sean Connery like to go to Wimbledon at? Tenish."

"If someone overtakes me when I'm walking, I match their speed so it looks like I've got friends."

"Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors? They're up all night to get Lockheed."

"I found a new recipe that's fat free, gluten free, sugar free, dairy free, preservative-free and is non-GMO. It's a real breath of fresh air."

"Swans mate for life...in case you were wondering what made them so mean."

"He is so dumb he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!"

"How many roads must a man walk? 42."