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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican Girl with no legs? *cunts*-*way*-*low*"

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"

"School Jokes The mother says to her daughter, ""Did you enjoy your first at school?"" The daughter answers, ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"""

"Sorry a lot of sand came out of my sleeve when I shook your hand; I went to the beach six years ago."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click"

"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"

"My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor."

"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"

"Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my girl's hair. Its a nice way to let her know I love her and also that were out of napkins"