20121

Joke of the Day

"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"

"Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes."

"Dear Father Christmas could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!"

"My boss asked if I had any special skills so I put my hand under my armpit to make fart sounds. We laughed and now I'm clearing out my desk"

"What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up."

"Reddit, I see your sick jokes and raise you sickipedia.org a huge database of sick jokes"

"How many potatoes a day will make you fat? 00000"

"Where's the best place to hide a body in texas? Oops. Wrong subreddit!"

"Yesterday I watched Rogue One, featuring a cameo from Carrie Fisher. One hour later she was dead. So today I'll be watching Home Alone 2."

"nsfw Was told this by my Italian coworker. Ever hear of an Italian tire? Dego here dego there and when they go flat dego wop wop wop!"