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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"
Next Joke
"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun. They still suck."
"Women are like condoms They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"what do you say when your photo's being taken give it back"
"Why are doritos triangular? Because they are illuminachos."
"It's almost as if they don't know the first rule of carrying rolls of wrapping paper club is; always be prepared for a sword fight, officer."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef stroganoff"
"What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with? A cuddlefish! (corny I know)"
"*sits* This is nice. *stands* This is also pretty cool. *lays down* Oh okay this is my favorite."
"Have you heard any good jokes about Indian food? I haven't, because there's naan.^Ba ^da^Tsssss"