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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click"
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"My girlfriend said if this get 100 upvotes , we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap-on is huge and it really scares me."
"But your honor, she used mild cheddar cheese to make nachos"
"What do you call it when an immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight? Alien Vs. Predator"
"What body part do adults have two of and children have four of? Kidneys."
"Happy Mothers Day We love all you mothers."
"An Italian man with spells of amnesia goes into a boutique coffee shop... The barista asked what he wants, and he replies ""Affogato""."
"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan."
"Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. *Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.*"
"A girl told me she'd only date me if I had a six-pack How can I get beer if I'm under 21?"