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Joke of the Day

"What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time? You're really bustin' Machops!"

"Insomnia sufferers, look on the bright side. only three more sleeps until christmas."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was too much pride on his side."

"What's a police officer's favorite party game? Pin the murder on the black guy"

"I'm not positive, but I think when you say you're ""over"" something, YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT."

"I joined a cribbage cult recently They practice peggin' rituals"

"I've realised my works is like a gang rape... a bunch of dicks clustered around the cunt that's got no idea of what's gonna happen!"

"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."

"Me: Goodnight Moon. Moon: Don't ""Goodnight"" me! Do you know what time it is? Where the hell have you been?"

"Why can't women drive? Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen."