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Joke of the Day

"Insomnia sufferers, look on the bright side. only three more sleeps until christmas."

"I went to see a Topless Ventriloquist last weekend. She was awesome. I didn't see her lips move once."

"STOP ANIMAL TESTING...they don't know the answers."

"I got excited when I came across this ""topless Bar"", in kolkata while driving home last night. I walked in and was shocked to find out that it had no roof !"

"You don't have to write 'Twitter addict' in your bio. Your 58675687K tweets give it up by themselves."

"My wife is leaving me I was having sex with her twin when she came in. I tried telling her I was doing it because thought it was her. She didn't buy it. It didn't help that his dick was in my ass."

"T is for mugs"

"They should roast Tom Cruise sometime... Call it the Cruise-ifixion"

"My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20 minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights."

"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? People actually eat pussy.."