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Joke of the Day
"Why can't women drive? Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen."
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"I made a girl wet yesterday. I took away her umbrella."
"What did the Pencile say to the other pencil? what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)"
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? I can't get hard, I just got laid!"
"Guy in wheelchair spotted on Google Earth lol"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop."
"What type of train gets fat? A chew chew train..."
"Bill Gates is a good rapper. Word."
"Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her."
"I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru."