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Joke of the Day
"A beggar attacked me with a frying pan... ... he was arrested for panhandling."
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"Working on a screen play that involves zombies invading a prom. I'm calling it ""Prom Nom Nom"""
"What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games? An ex-boxer."
"Marathon Just won my first marathon. I am experiencing the thrill of victory and the agony of de feet."
"Guy behind me at a concert recording with his iPad was pissed when I held up my 40"" monitor that was hooked to my laptop, blocking his view"
"My wife asked me to teach her to use the snowblower.. I said, ""How about we start with the vacuum""."
"Steven Gerrard obviously believes his best chance of winning the Premier League is to join the MLS and then hope that Man City try to sign him."
"superman isn't that special... anyone can stop a speeding bullet... once"
"So my foreign professor overheard some attractive girls talking about how they like it long and hard. The exam the next morning sucked."
"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony"