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Joke of the Day

"People judge public housing, but it's cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I'm not sure I see the problem..."

"How do you escape from a Jewish Cop? You take the toll road."

"My mom took my child into a store and left me in line to wait for Santa by myself, so now I look like a narcissistic creeper-thanks mom."

"Football is like sex By the end of it you'll be bruised, battered, and sore; but hey at least your dad came."

"What is the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"I'm not saying I've got a girl crush on you, I'm just saying lesbiadorable together."

"What does a wife and a tornado have in common? They start with a blowjob then they take your house."

"My boss fired an employee unexpectedly today and everyone wants to know why... I think it's because he was caught with a bag of cocaine. But regardless, our boss told us to keep our noses out of it."

"TIL: Captain Hook ran an entire pirate ship. He did it single handedly too. He was a bit out of breath afterwards though."

"Gloria Gaynor's ghost I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified."