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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen? Carlos."
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"Why do bad farmers make good DJs? Because they've got sick beets!"
"What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue? Jews."
"If a king runs a kingdom and an emporer runs an empire. Who's about to run this country? Yea that"
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.K. Rolling"
"What is a better name for cows? Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!"
"I decided to replace my belt with multiple watches connected together. It was a big waist of time."
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands it's the police. I need friends."
"I walked into the Urgent Care bathroom and read a sign that said ""Nothing other than Toilet Paper in the Toilet"" So I Shit on the floor and flushed the toilet paper."
"If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones"