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Joke of the Day

"Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink"

"There are 3 types of people in this world People that can count and people that can't."

"Why did the accountant go crazy? He started to hear invoices in his head."

"Do you know why the feminist went to church? She heard there was a man crucified."

"Why can't Saudi woman drive? There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph not essay"

"What do you call all that useless meat around the vagina? A woman"

"You call me a whore? All I have to say is that my legs are as open as Walmart at midnight"

"Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix."

"As I stood there looking at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself ............I'm gonna get thrown out of ikea in a minute.."