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Joke of the Day

"Do you wanna play the rape game? ""no?"" Well that's the spirit!"

"What kind of bird is the best pornstar? A swallow."

"Would you like to hear a joke about violence and torture? What is WRONG with you!"

"I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould.... I think I've set a dangerous president."

"1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don't admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening."

"I saw someone use ""Terrierist"" instead of ""Terrorist"" and I don't know whether I should be afraid of my dogs or not."

"What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!"

"What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop? The discrimination."

"Hey, are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and it's making me nervous."

"DR DOG: We need to talk about your weight. PATIENT: I'm not fat. I'm just big boned. DR DOG: *drooling everywhere* Just how big exactly?"