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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop? The discrimination."
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"With trump being a potential candidate I feel like the Simpsons are sitting on their couch watching an episode of us"
"My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket."
"How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier."
"What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... ""Get Hard"""
"How many potatos does it take to kill an Irishman? None....."
"I swear to god if my girlfriend calls me immature one more time... She's never getting her nose back."
"I told her I had lightning quick reflexes... Sounds better than premature ejaculator..."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"
"""The princess dies. And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead"" - Bedtime at George R.R. Martin's house"