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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of being a gay black cop? The discrimination."

"Bi-Polar People are not too bad :) But Bi-Polar Bears are fucking crazy!"

"What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."""

"I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team."

"Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"yes off course i'm an American My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American"

"You know you live in a small town when.... ....the only hooker is still a virgin."

"my fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that i lied about on my drivers license"

"A thief broke into my house last night He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him."

"What does sex and banks have in common? You put it in, you take it out, then you lose interest!"