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Joke of the Day
"What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!"
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"What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes? Heath Ledger jokes can get old...."
"basically the first settlers were those people who go to a party & won't leave even though the indians were checking their watches & yawning"
"A joke I've been working on. So a guy dies in a car wreck. He wakes up waiting in a line labeled automotive accidents. The guy in front of him and says "" You from South Carolina too?"""
"Why wasn't Vladimir late? He was Russian."
"What do you call a constipated pop star A Bieber Dam"
"I saw your wife cheating on you. Sure? What was she wearing? A white and gold dress. Uff, what a relief, she was wearing a black and blue one."
"2 men walked into a bar The third one ducked"
"Neeeeeeeooooowwwwwwwwwww What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwww"
"the best thing about being in a relationship is you can get crippling emotional abuse any time you want"