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Joke of the Day
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram."
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"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("
"I just burned 2000 calories! That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven and take a nap."
"The Brooklyn Nets"
"Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha"
"What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common? People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it."
"Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women"
"*Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] ""you said debriefing"""
"I'm absolutely sick and tired of my wife not cleaning out the coffee machine after she's finished with it. Grounds for divorce."
"Who's the healthiest member of the Army? General Wellbeing"