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Joke of the Day
"I just burned 2000 calories! That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven and take a nap."
Next Joke
"How do you call a corn that is unique? A unicorn."
"I was searching for the end of the line. I tap a guy on the shoulder and ask, ""excuse me sir, are you the last person in line?"" Dude turns around, looks at me funny and goes, ""no, you are."""
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his mother in the jaw."
"2016 started with the death of a gorilla ...and is ending with the death of a Guerilla"
"What did one computer say to the other? Error 404 joke not found."
"What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?"
"[after moving into a haunted house] *setting up potters wheel* OH NO WHO WILL HELP ME LEARN POTTERY *sitting in silence for 40mins*"
"If by retirement plan you mean a swear jar, then yes I do have a retirement plan."
"The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from."