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Joke of the Day
"Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women"
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"2017 New Years Resolution First step: write down the resolu"
"My daughter wanted to be a princess... ...so I got divorced, married a horrible woman with three ugly kids, and left them all to it."
"*At funeral* ""Your Mom is so fat"" I said eulogy, not roast. ""oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."""
"Two mormons walk into a bar Have a drink, talk to some ladies, do some blow, have sex, then wake up and leave the Mormon religion."
"I invented a new word today! Plagiarism."
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"What do you call a writer who feels like they've been born in the wrong body Transcribe"
"Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom."