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Joke of the Day

"What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common? People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it."

"LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same"

"I learned today that ""bust a nut"" doesn't mean ""work really hard"" and boy aren't I embarrassed about using it in all those work memos."

"Chuck Norris tries this at home."

"Pneumonia was found dead In other news, pneumonia was found dead with 2 bullets in the back of his head, the police are ruling it a suicide."

"How do you tell the difference between an East Indian Chef and a porn star? Ask them to pronounce the word cumin."

"I want to debate! Someone disagree with me! No."

"Why are there so few Christians on 4chan? Because religious people don't like faggots"

"YOU ARE GROUNDED!!!! ~ me, yelling hilarious shit at the beef in this grocery store."

"Why do ducks nod their head when they walk? They're listening to duckstep!"