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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha"
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"A woman once received a wooden breast implant It'd be nice if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit?"
"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? he was a quackhead"
"ME AS A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: I signed you both up for Tinder *1 week later ME: You still want a divorce? THEM: OMG NO THAT WAS HORRIFYING"
"I still whisper ""We're in"" to myself whenever I log onto a wifi network."
"Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... And orders a drink or two. Or three. Or four. And then gets into a barfight."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving? Still no idea."
"What does a German snake say? "
"Alanis Morissette: It's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Spoons R Us clerk: Ma'am, nobody asked you to shop here."
"How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night? Take away their beds..."