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"Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha"
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"It's okay when Daisy Duck walks around in high heels and with no pants on but when I do it people are all ""this is a church, young lady."""
"My favorite way to mop the bathroom floor is to give the kids a bath. The walls, too. Yup, and ceiling."
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"I own the tallest horse in town. When I sit on it, I understand what it's like to be a vegan."
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