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Joke of the Day
"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("
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"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."
"How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew lost a penny there."
"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life"
"75% of humans masterbate in the shower, the other 25% hum, do you know what song they hum? Well then I guess I know which percentage you're in."
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance.. ..so I pushed her over."
"Why was the dolphin keeper depressed? Because he had no porpoise."
"If you can't beat them What's the point of having children?"
"My neighbors dog barks unbelievably loud... ... so I asked him to train his dog to bark at a more believable level."
"I think comic book bad guys have the right idea, aiming their weapons directly at Captain America's shield. That's probably his weak point."