1990
Joke of the Day
"Pinocchio When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood? when his hand caught fire!!"
Next Joke
"The Russians will probably do well at the World Cup. Today Vladimir Putin gave the Russian team a motivational speech. He said, ""Remember, if you can't beat 'em invade 'em."""
"""Excuse me sir, but there's a Bohemian knight here to collect his fee."" ""Tell him the check is in the mail."""
"Someone claimed that their dog could retrieve a ball from up to a mile away, sounds a bit far fetched to me."
"What is the difference Between a santa and a jew? Santa enters the chimney and jew leaves the chimney."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an alter boy."
"My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response."
"What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast."
"No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics, but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg."
"what do bad sex and the heimlich maneuver have in common? Both start out with lots of excitement, but then everyone is just relieved when its over"