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Joke of the Day
"What did Hillary say when she lost? Putin end to my life."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the fridge."
"Why shouldn't you make fun of Donald Trump? You'll hurt his feeling."
"[car dealership] ""it's just like walking, except now you have to move your mass AND this 2,000lb vehicle."" fred flintstone: i'll take it!"
"Your mom doesn't understand Your dad doesn't understand Your friends don't understand But french fries, french fries understand you"
"Today I saw a girl wearing camouflage pants. They didn't show her ass very well."
"Most long freeway drives are spent thinking, ""Who the hell would live here?"""
"Why do they call it a chicken coupe? If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan."
"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam."
"SON: Daddy, where do tweets come from? DAD: Well, son...when a Desire for Validation and a Character Limit love each other very, very much."