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Joke of the Day

"What did Hillary say when she lost? Putin end to my life."

"Dentist: when was the last time you flossed? Me: bro, you were there."

"I've been hitting the gym 2 weeks straight and haven't seen improvement. Is it because I chose Team Mystic?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ? Chrysalis the cake for you !"

"I Like my Women How I Like my Coffee Hot, wet, and wakes you up in the morning."

"Tried to prank my Tibetan Buddhist friend. I tried to prank my Buddhist friend from Tibet, I told him the Dalai Lama had died. He was skeptical and said ill bereave it when I see it."

"What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders? The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !"

"You know pornstar are really violent people... Everything always comes to blows."

"I play the triangle in my local reggae band I just stand at the back and ting."