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Joke of the Day

"Why did the priest go to the gym? For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning."

"Plans to move the Russian Embassy from its current location have had to be postponed. Because Donald Trump won't pull his head out of the new place."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"You know that feeling you get when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Ya, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that."

"What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? ""Let's knot."""

"Why do women try to talk football? Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies? No. You don't."

"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."

"What is the problem with high frequency? It Hertz"

"If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop."

"How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden? All the trees have square roots."