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Joke of the Day

"What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire? She's Bright..."

"Waiter is there soup on the menu ? No madam I wiped it off !"

"I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."

"Cell division, explained: o 0 8 oo"

"Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one."

"I have a friend who's fat, alcoholic, and transvestite. All he does all day long is eat drink and be Mary"

"Why did the lawyer have sex with the devil? Because he'd already screwed everyone else!"

"What do you call a color-blind pop artist? See No Green"

"GOOD COP: I hate crime! BAD COP: I lost my gun. BRAD COP: Check out my abs."

"Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? Three stripes, you rout."