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Joke of the Day

"Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize..... Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store."

"What do a condom and a fighter jet have in common? A cockpit."

"What's difference between Caitlyn Jenner and Kim Kardashian? (Offensive) Nothing, both women got famous by making a dick disappear."

"I'll call it a ""smart phone"" the day I yell, ""Where's my freaking phone?!"" and it answers, ""I'm here! Under your jacket!"""

"Today punched man a me That was out of order"

"Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game? Because Japan isn't good at basketball."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!"

"A bunch of Greeks queued up in a line..."

"People who complain that my Christmas gifts are ""stupid"" and ""thoughtless"" clearly have no idea how hard it is to wrap a pineapple."

"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "" I'm tired ."" ""I'm washing my hair."" ""I've got a headache."" ""I am your sister-in-law."""