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Joke of the Day
"Meatloaf just collapsed on stage Mom is losing her skills in the kitchen"
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"OH MY GOD I ALMOST SAT DOWN ON THE TOILET WITHOUT MY BLACKBERRY!"
"Definition of Bravery: Accepting oral sex from a cannibal."
"Fellas, If her pelvis doesn't touch yours when you embrace, she doesn't find you attractive."
"Dude tried to pick me up at the gym but I was like bro I'm dying just let me lay here"
"what's wrong with pi? He is irrational and goes on and on - says the wife of pi"
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gasses here"" Argon doesn't react."
"I have erectile dysfunction, and I'm constipated. My doctor prescribed me Viagra and Ex-lax... Now I don't know if I'm coming or going!"
"I'll never have a stable job I don't really enjoy working with horses"
"british waiter: what topping would ye fancy on yer pizza? british guy: tea british waiter: jolly good choice [both laugh britishingly]"