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Joke of the Day
"Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club."
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"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"
"I guess you could say I like my life how I like my coffee I don't like coffee"
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her."
"Volkswagen upset a lot of people by not using AdBlue in their TDI engines... ...they really took the piss out of clean diesel."
"Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The Dalek-atessan of course.:D"
"In the event of a zombie apocalypse, who's the first to lose his job? a necromancer"
"Did you hear about the mexican train killer? He had locomotives."
"My friend told me he was going to live underground. I said to gopher it"
"*Air horn sound* *Second airhorn sound* Me: ""Well this clearly isn't deodorant."""