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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn? He couldn't trust his hose."
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"Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity."
"People are often shocked when I tell them I'm single because I scream it at them while sliding open their shower curtain."
"So this guy goes to the Dr. And the Dr says ""You have to stop masturbating."" the guy says ""Why?"" And the Dr says ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"What does an American call a Canadian Dollar? A quarter."
"Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off."
"It's an old true fact that girls like bad boys so don't text them back real fast and when you do say you were in a time out."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown And one says ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""
"Why don't good golfers cheat? Cause they play the fairway."
"Personal trainer said we're going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese. He hates me."