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Joke of the Day

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing...it just let out a little wine."

"Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed"

"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"

"Did you hear about the fugitive midget psychic? He's a small medium at large."

"Child services told me to stop using cigarettes as they are harming my children Fair enough, I'll just use an Ash tray"

"90s kids won't get this, either ... Psych!"

"Shout-out to my grandma Because that's the only way she can hear me."

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"

"Before I met my wife I always felt incomplete... Now I'm finished."

"Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno. However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet."