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Joke of the Day

"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 10 year olds"

"Why is a woman unlike a washing machine? After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around."

"I would tell a broken pencil joke.. But there's no point."

"What do sexist horses eat? Hay hay hay."

"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."

"A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can!"

"Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery? He injured his spline!"

"A magician begins pulling scarf after scarf after scarf out of his front tuxedo pocket until Steven Tyler slowly fades away from all photos."

"My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak."

"*Tucks shirt in* ""Goodnight, shirt."""